Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.
Apelle, Apollo's son, made a chicken's skin ball. All the fishes came to the surface to see the chicken's skin ball made by Apelle, Apollo's son.
==== Shardan,
Custos Sapientiae Mathematicorumque Sacro Nexui